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fake noodle

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:04 pm
by platinum
What do you call a fake noodle?




an impasta.

Re: fake noodle

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:18 pm
by Freya
Oh wow, first now did I see the answer. Good one!

I overheard one of the elder siblings of one of the kids at work making this joke today. I admit it's not the best, but cute coming from an 8 year old.

"What happens to dead Mario if he drinks a 7up?"





He resurrects with 6 more lives.

Re: fake noodle

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:37 pm
by platinum
Freya wrote:"What happens to dead Mario if he drinks a 7up?"





He resurrects with 6 more lives
hah

Re: fake noodle

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:41 pm
by platinum
How does Moses make his tea?







Hebrews it.